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Kim Jong-un Celebrates Summit Success By Executing Inner Circle

Kim Jong-un Celebrates Summit Success By Executing Inner Circle

A jubilant Kim Jong-un today celebrated his successful summit with President Donald Trump by executing his entire inner circle.

The mass execution was reportedly ordered as Mr. Kim's plane landed in Pyongyang and was carried out on the runway.

It is believed that those executed included any member of the North Korean delegation that travelled to Singapore and were pictured in selfies with locals. The mass killings appear to have been carried out using anti-aircraft artillery, however, reports also indicate that rabid dogs were at the airport to greet the returning delegation.

Mr. Kim is also believed to have announced that the end of joint U.S-South Korean 'war games' will require fewer North Korean troops to be stationed at the DMZ. Troops that are stood down will join their families in a government labour camp.

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