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Mike Pence Realises Varadkar's Wife Didn't Have Prior Engagement

Mike Pence Realises Varadkar's Wife Didn't Have Prior Engagement

US Vice President Mike Pence was reportedly furious today at hearing that the Taoiseach's wife did not have a prior engagement during his St. Patrick's Day visit to Washington D.C. 

Vice President Pence is believed to have learned of Mr. Varadkar's homosexuality during a visit to the annual Southern Baptist Convention over the weekend. Mr. Pence, a hardline conservative on LGBT issues who once endorsed gay conversion therapy, is understood to have grown apoplectic with rage upon hearing that Mr. Varadkar not only fails to keep a wife - but is in a committed relationship with a male partner.

 Moments after the Taoiseach told Vice President Pence that his wife had a prior engagement

Moments after the Taoiseach told Vice President Pence that his wife had a prior engagement

On an impromptu early morning visit to the Irish Amabassdor's residence,  Vice President Pence was said to be extremely agitated. "What brings me here? Well I suppose the company. Or the fresh air? Or that I want another fucking bowl of fucking shamrock? But top of the list would be the matter of your leader not having a God damn wife!"

At the time of writing, Vice President Pence could be heard shouting at the Ambassador: "Don't call me "Mike", you little prick! I'm the Vice President!"

A spokesperson for the Taoiseach refused to be drawn on whether the government intentionally misled the Vice President during his March visit. 

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