Offaly Man, Who Vomited Twice in Coppers Friday Night, Tells Co-Workers He Had Quiet Weekend
Offaly man Brian Biffola, who vomited twice in Coppers Friday night, this morning told his co-workers that he had a quiet weekend.
"Ah yeah, kept it quiet - you know yourself", declared Mr. Biffola - who drank 12 pints and 5 double jaegerbombs after leaving work on Friday evening - while under questioning from Aoife, who had spent Saturday volunteering at a local dog shelter.
"Yeah, just watched the rugby and the FA cup and took it easy", continued Mr. Biffola, who spent most of Saturday drinking in various pubs on Camden St before being asked to leave Zaytoon at 11pm. It is believed that Mr. Biffola fell asleep in the taxi home and was woken by the driver near his house in Stillorgan.
Later this morning, Mr. Biffola was seen listening in silence as his hands shook uncontrollably while Lucy explained how her 5k run went on Sunday. Shortly afterwards, Mr. Biffola swallowed his third solpadeine of the morning and promised himself he would avoid eye contact with Lucy for the remainder of the summer.