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7 Things to Watch Out For at the Royal Wedding

7 Things to Watch Out For at the Royal Wedding

1. Minute's Applause Following Photo Montage of Pippa Middleton's Arse

2. "Bad form our lad not showing with Harry bagging himself a fine tart as you were LG x", Liam Gallagher Tweets His Best Wishes

3. Prince Philip Asks Meghan How Many Unarmed Black Men Her Father Has Shot

4. Prince Charles Shifts Uncomfortably When Theresa May Wishes Couple Strong and Stable Marriage

5. Donald Trump Tweets Congratulations Message; Notes He Could Have Slept with Diana If He Wanted

6. Jacob Rees-Mogg Gently Reminds Meghan of Anne Boleyn's Fate If She Does Not Produce Heir

7. Queen Performs Rousing 3am Rendition of Three Lions


 

Offaly Man, Who Vomited Twice in Coppers Friday Night, Tells Co-Workers He Had Quiet Weekend

Offaly Man, Who Vomited Twice in Coppers Friday Night, Tells Co-Workers He Had Quiet Weekend

Reports of Mass Shooting During Brexit Talks

Reports of Mass Shooting During Brexit Talks