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Prince George Purges Charlotte and Louis; Tightens Grip On Power

Prince George Purges Charlotte and Louis; Tightens Grip On Power

Early this morning Prince George, third in line to the British throne, reportedly began purging his younger sister and brother from the Royal family.

The purge is believed to have extended to close associates of both Charlotte and Louis with the whereabouts of Queen Elsa, Paw Patrol and Thomas the Tank Engine currently unknown. 

Prince George has been long rumoured to harbour tyrannical tendencies and sources within Buckingham Palace indicate that the four and a half year old has moved quickly to consolidate power within the family following the birth of his brother Prince Louis.

It is believed that Princess Charlotte's "borrowing" of Prince George's push truck brought long simmering tensions to a head - with the young Prince giving his inner circle the go-ahead to begin opposition round ups. 

At the time of writing, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge were out at lunch with friends and it is not known how they will react to their eldest son's tightened grip on power upon their return.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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