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Trump Muses to Melfi About Inviting Flynn Out on New Boat

Trump Muses to Melfi About Inviting Flynn Out on New Boat

President Trump today mused about inviting Michael Flynn to see his new boat during his weekly counselling session with Dr. Melfi.  

 "You know...me and him...we used to run all around this country together back in 2016....rally to rally....huge crowds...Crooked Hillary...Lyin' Ted...the crowds, they used to love us, me and Mike", muttered President President Trump as he looked into the middle distance. 

 "The thing about Flynn is he's no Cohen - ain't got the same balls. Cohen's my guy, known him years...loyal....that's the problem, I never new Flynn...I don't know how long he's been talking....me, Paulie, Sil we need to bring him out on the boat and clear the air....", continued the President, glaze-eyed. 

At the time of writing, Dr. Melfi had suggested that the President's sense of betayal may be a legacy of his distant relationship with his mother.

 

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