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Ian Paisley Style "Never Never Never" Now Required to Withhold Consent

Ian Paisley Style "Never Never Never" Now Required to Withhold Consent

Irish women have been warned that no less than an Ian Paisley style delivery of "Never Never Never" will be sufficient to withhold consent. 

Legal experts have encouraged young women to sign up for public speaking courses, preferably in the Bible Belt of the American South, to develop the necessary skill set to satisfactorily communicate non-consent. 

Those unable to attend the necessary courses are encouraged to familiarize themselves with Youtube videos of vintage '70s and '80s Paisley speeches before enjoying a night out with the girls. 

Equally, experts have warned that sombre, Obama-esque communications of non-consent are likely to prove wholly insufficient.

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